…You’re Probably Already Dead

One of the more amazing cultural and entertainment quirks is that, in America, we all still treat television, and the shows on it, as if they have the same power to make (or break) a person’s career as they did during the mid-20th century.

Bobby, don’t to be seduced by this box. It’s only going to lead to you being seduced by other boxes.

With the explosion of the Internet over the last 20 years, television, by all rights, and the shows on it, should be relegated to the back burner of our collective consciousness, along with Hula Hoops, the Herky-Jerky, the Cold War, and even yo-yo’s.

Y’know, a relic of a time long past, and a phenomenon long forgotten.

But, we still grant television, and the shows on it, out-sized cultural power, so if you’re a mid-range, no-name comedian with a podcast and a loyal following in the millions (but not TV millions) and Saturday Night Live calls you, apparently you jump.

Enter stage left, podcaster and middling comedian, Shane Gillis:

I have to admit, I had to do some background research on this fine fellow, who seems mostly to do bits on his 147 episode podcast, Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast — which seems to live up to its name as I didn’t even know it existed — that revolve around… well, let’s let the Progressives in vapors tell it:

SNL” announced in a statement Monday that it was cutting ties with Gillis before the start of the show’s 45th season. He was one of three new cast members announced last week. But shortly thereafter, clips began circulating from Gillis’ podcasts and other media in which he repeatedly used racist, homophobic, and misogynistic language. In a widely-shared clip from “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast,” Gillis and co-host Matt McClusker are discussing New York’s Chinatown when Gillis says, “Let the f—ing ch-nks live there.” He later recalls a restaurant being “full of f—ing Chinee [sic] in there.”

There’s more and you can go find it if you’re so inclined.

Let’s be real for a minute: what he’s saying (and his goofy co-host) is really no worse than what Howard Stern, Jackie Martling, and Fred Norris (with Robin Quivers laughing along hysterically) were doing back in the day on terrestrial morning drive radio when I listened to them in the 1990s.

I Can’t Believe SNL Still Has Power…

So, here’s the deal, as I think I can best summarize it:

That guy is historical. I’ll leave it to you to determine who I’m referencing.

Saturday Night Live, a show that has experienced declining cultural relevancy for well over fifteen years now, hired a podcaster and middling talented stand-up comedian, without “vetting” him, or his material, beforehand.


And then, when the material was dug up and revealed to them, Lorne Michaels—the “genius” who “discovered” every “comedian” that has ever worked on that show from Dan Ackroyd to Leslie Jones, and who is a notoriously tough interviewer—blinks and fires the guy after the resulting Twitter firestorm.


And then, SNL makes the lame excuse that:

“According to sources, the long-running NBC comedy show and series mastermind Lorne Michaels were actively looking to cast a comedian for its new season who would appeal to more conservative viewers. This was meant to counteract the appearance of a liberal bias on the show, given that it has seen a major resurgence in popularity in recent years with Alec Baldwin regularly portraying President Donald Trump while other cast members and guest stars have played members of his administration and those in his orbit.”

Uh. Huh.

I’m going to let Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies and David Spade (who knew he had a show on Comedy Central, or anywhere really) take this one:

I will say this, only in television (and movies, video games, comic books, roleplaying games, etc) is the customer — the consumer — the one who’s wrong.

In every other aspect of your life and mine, if we complain as the customer about the nature, quality or value of a product, things change.

Usually quickly.

But in the mass media television world — and its less attractive cousin, journalism — the customer is the retrograde hack from the 1950s and the supplier of the entertainment product is the genius.

Speaking of journalism…

Open the Door of a Clown Car and Clowns Will Fall Out

Because, of course, everything is political these days, Andrew Yang, whose platform for running for President involves being 40 years old, giving away “free” money in the future through Universal Basic Income, and talking about the robots taking your jobs, has weighed in.

Of course.

I’m running for President because, you know, what the hell else can I do after I’ve made a buncha money…

And while I loathe providing CNN airtime on this platform, well, apparently you all are Yang’s target demographic, so, Andrew would like your votes!


That’s probably the most reasonable thing I heard a Presidential Candidate say about anything in the popular culture in years.

He’s gonna get bounced from the next DNC debate faster than Shane Gillis from SNL.

Let’s wrap this up.

What is Happening Here?

There are three possibilities as to what the actual deal is here with this latest, “woke-est,” tempest in a teapot:

  1. The whole thing could have been a set-up by SNL, Gillis, and a PR firm to get his name out there more often and to get the attention of a distracted public. This happens more often than you would believe, but I prefer to bet on the venal stupidity of corporations instead of a well-planned and executed conspiracy. Plus, I only believe in conspiracy theories I make up.
  2. The whole thing could have been a legit case of incompetence in vetting on the part of SNL. After all, much like the rest of the leftist, Progressive Hollywood culture, they are arrogant and blind. This makes them nice fodder for a manipulative and moderately intelligent doofus like Gillis who seems, on the surface anyway to be a desperate, struggling comedian. See his comments about Mad TV.
  3. The whole thing could have been a combination of both of the above: SNL genuinely wanted to get more politically conservative viewers on their crappy show, and in a flailing attempt to accomplish this ill-considered goal, they reached into the “crank” file and pulled out Gillis’s name and put him up on the show. Of course, when SNL calls, you go, so he went, and then the firestorm began because Twitter never sleeps in general and left-wing Twitter is in a permanent state of infant level outrage at life in particular.

I don’t know.

I just know that, once again, the adults have left the room and abandoned SNL to the yelling, screaming, pouting children.

Don’t be a Don’t Bee. Be a Do Bee. Best bad advice to a kid ever in the history of bad advice.

Lorne Michaels should do himself a favor and sell the 70s-90s SNL back catalog to a streaming service (I hear that they are throwing cash around like drunks at a bar at last call these days) pack the hell up and get the hell out of town.

Or, maybe SNL (and its no-talent hack comedians and B-list actors) shouldn’t try pigeonholing half the voting public in the country with a ham-handed attempt to get us not to pay attention to what they’ve let their platform become in the post-2016 era.