Amazon posted this to their dedicated LOTR twitter account today:

It says it right there: “Welcome to the Second Age.”

If you follow the link to Amazon’s website you are given a nice map which includes not just all of Middle Earth but Númenor as well.

Unless this is one of the biggest cave-trolls of all-time or a monumental screw-up by an intern, it means that we’re not getting a reboot of The Lord Of The Rings but stories about The Second Age from The Silmarillion and Book Of Lost Tales.

I guess it could also mean they are just going to be showing us some glimpses of The Second Age and it will be a just a LOTR reboot. In that case, the eyes stay closed.

I’ve been listening to The Silmarillion lately and it is quite a slog. 

What’s All This Second Age Stuff?

For dorks only knowledgable through the Peter Jackson films or a cursory reading of the works of Tolkien, the Second Age covers the 3441 years that lead up to the Third Age. The end of the Third Age is when the entirety of The Lord Of The Rings took place.

From Tolkien Gateway:

The Second Age was the Age of Númenor, the great island kingdom that was created for the descendants of the Edain in the first years of the Age, and as the years passed, their power grew until it surpassed that of any nation of Men, before or since. They sailed east, exploring Middle-earth and founding great cities there. Eventually, their power and pride became so great that they challenged the Valar themselves, and were destroyed.

The Second Age ended when an army of Men and Elves defeated Sauron and then Isildur cut The One Ring from Sauron’s finger. They made him submit. It wasn’t an accident.

Almost all of the illustrations of this moment are recreations of the terrible scene in the movie

What Happened?

Some notable events from the Second Age include, chronologically:

  • Foundation of Númenor
  • Dwarves move into Moria
  • Construction of Barad Dur, Sauron’s dark tower in Mordor
  • The War of Sauron and The Elves
  • The forging of the Rings Of Power and The One Ring
  • The appearance of The Nazgul
  • Founding of Gondor
  • Fall Of Númenor
  • The Last Alliance and defeat of Sauron

We may not see a lot of this because if you look at the map, Mordor is missing. But I have to think that is a mistake, otherwise you just have some sea-people and dwarf stuff.

The Drowning of Númenor

Who Was There?

Some of the major players from The Second Age were:

  • Gil-galad, High King of Noldor Elves (Same type of elf as Elrond)
  • Elrond, you know him
  • Sauron & Wraiths
  • Elendil, the 8′ tall King of Men
  • Isildur
  • The Istari or the wizards of Middle Earth, well at least the two Blue Wizards, as I understand it.
Apparently, there are no eagles yet…

If you are into spoilers you can watch this quick video:

The Best Is Yet To Come

As most of you know The Lord Of The Rings is my favorite piece of literature, of human creation — it’s my Bible. But in listening to the other books by Tolkien, I’m finding that the story of Frodo, the Fellowship and the final defeat of Sauron is just a small sliver of the mythology and philosophy that he created.

The Second Age is OK, no doubt. And I think it’s actually filmable at this point.

But for my money, The First Age is much more massive and epic. Morgoth unleashed armies of dragons, Balrogs, werewolves, vampires, giant spiders, etc against the Elves until they finally got fed up, stomped him, chained him and cast him into The Abyss.

Gothmog, Master Chief Balrog

There are about a half dozen Battle Of Pelennor Fields. With much cooler monsters.

Dragons are way cooler than oliphants…

We’ll probably never see it until people are willing to pre-pay a massive amount of money to finance something like that. Maybe Kickstarter style. It would have to cost something in the realm of $500 million for ten episodes. That’s only 50M people giving $10 each!

It’s a shame they stole the First Age imagery for LOTR

My money’s in. I’d give $10 bucks. But I’m sure you wouldn’t be into this though.

The Siege of Angband. By the Valar, that looks incredible. That’s First Age #$%^ right there.

13 COMMENTS

  1. I’m looking forward to the scene where Sauron the the Wraiths are doing wraith stuff in some perfectly rendered bad guy place, and Elendilia (8′ tall Queen of Men) and Isildurella drop in the midst of it all with perfect three-point landings.

    They both stand up, pulling steel and Elendilia says:

    PARTY’S OVER, BOYS.

    Renewing my Prime right now. Fucking STOKED.

  2. Are they taking the Jackson/Boyens way of just making stuff up or are they going to go with the Tolkien text which has endured for almost a century.

    Blue Wizards, can see them making a spin off of their adventures….shudder.

  3. I look forward to anything Tolkien-related. I’m currently listening to LOTR audiobooks on YouTube. The narrator is fantastic and has added sound effects combined with pieces of the film score. It’s really cool.

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