Hi Neighbor! 

Unlike other site’s writers who are geek-heads about every single pop culture subject and PhD-level experts on all things comic book, I am not.

I happily claim ignorance and, in fact, I am having one helluva good time learning about the incredible worlds contained in the thousands of comics which have seen publication. 

FilmGoblin is a site for everyone, at any level of pop culture knowledge, so I hope there are some other comic book neophytes out there like me.

If you’re a comics expert, I hope you enjoy my work as a layman’s-point-of-view refresher.

Wallace and The Bruce
Unite us. Unite the Goblins!

I haven’t held many comic books in my hands, but thanks to the magic of the internet, I can learn and share my learning with you.

Take The Red Pill!

The lip-service fools at Lucasfilm, Ltd. and Disney like to harp on how big the Star Wars universe is, with infinite stories to tell, yet they’re hamstrung by the Jedi lightsaber and Mandalorian armor. Fuck it.

You want massive and deep? Open wide and get a load of Marvel Comics. 

A great many creative people have lent their talents to the Marvel Universe, and as such, one subject leads to another, and another. It’s truly epic storytelling. 

Red and Blue Pills
Take the Dayquil and follow me down the rabbit hole, or take the Nyquil and go back to waiting for Star Wars Episode IX.

What began as an exploration of a Marvel location called the Savage Land has, once again, become something much more. Please go read that brief article and then come back here. I’ll wait.

Enough bullshitting. Let’s see how deep this goes.

Earth-199999. That’s The MCU To You And Me.

As we’ve learned in in previous articles, the reality known as Earth-199999 is contained in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (and, if you believe Sony execs, Venom as well) while Earth-616 is everything within Marvel Comics. That’s as much background as you’ll need.

Zac Efron
Could Zac Efron be our next Wolverine? He’s short, ripped, a good actor with comic timing, and he can belt out a show tune as well as Hugh Jackman. (credit Darth Busey for the casting idea)

So, assuming the X-Men will become part of the MCU, what’s a convenient way to connect the dots for the average movie-goer from the established MCU movies to the Savage Land? 

The answer I’ve discovered is Vibranium.

That Mysterious Magical Metal

Simply stated, Vibranium is an ore that can absorb and hold energy. For example, kinetic energy, which would render an object in motion motionless.

However, it should be noted that in both Earth-199999 and Earth-616, Captain America’s shield is shown to deflect objects, rather than rendering them simply motionless:

Captain America vs Thor
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object: the Rule of Cool takes precedence.

It should be also noted that Cap’s shield is composed solely of Vibranium only in Earth-199999, while in Earth-616 it is composed of Wakandan Vibranium and, thanks to a metallurgy accident, True Adamantium. 

Don’t You Know That You Are A Shooting Star?

The origin story of Vibranium on our planet, in Earth-199999, is that millions of years ago a meteorite made up of Vibranium plummeted to Earth, striking the continent of Africa. 

LeVar Burton
(not a Wakanda)

The Earth-616 origin story is a lot more fun.

Another One Strikes The Dust

In Earth-616, the meteor strike of Vibranium ore wasn’t a clean, one-time event in Africa.

Vibranium meteor

Another meteor, or perhaps a piece of the first, struck Antarctica.

Additionally, other much smaller pieces are theorized to have landed in many places on our planet. 

In Africa, local tribesmen led by a man named Bashenga believed the Vibranium meteorite to be a gift from the gods. They proceeded to claim it and make use of it. 

Wakandas and Vibranium
How did prehistoric men mine an ore that absorbs kinetic energy?

However, as they would soon learn, the gods must be crazy.

The radiation emitted from the Vibranium mound began to change some of their number, as well as the local flora and fauna. Following are three interesting cases.

Victim Of Changes

A group of gorillas, native to the mountains nearby, were mutated and their white flesh imbued with the power to grant superhuman strength if eaten. The White Gorilla Cult of Jabari tribesmen sprang up, and as the Jabari were already worshippers of the gorilla-god Ghekre, these mutated animals were now revered by them.

White Gorilla Cult
Beast Mode

Similarly, a local plant, which up to that point was common and unobserved, mutated and became known as the Heart-Shaped Herb.

By having the juices of the herb applied to their body, the bearer of the Black Panther mantle gains, amongst other things, enhanced speed, strength, healing, and fantastically heightened senses. They can see in the dark and hear an enemy’s heartbeat.

Here is a scene from Black Panther (Earth-199999), which presents the use of the herb a bit differently:

Lastly and tragically, some of Bashenga’s own tribe began to lose their minds even as their bodies became powerful. 

Wakanda Demon Spirit
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife…

Wakandan demon spirit

Dubbed “Demon Spirits” by the tribe, Bashenga prayed to Bast the Panther God for strength to defeat these demons.

Bashenga
Bashenga: The First Black Panther

Thus was born the Black Panther Cult, which worshipped Bast and tasked itself with protecting Wakanda and its alien treasure.

The Land Of Ice And Snow

And what of the Vibranium meteorite that landed in Antarctica? 

Ah, stay tuned, for in the mortal words of Maz Kanata, “that is a good question for another time!”

Thanks for reading. Adiós amigos y amiguitas! 

 

HTR

 

Vice-President of Stoicism at Film Goblin. Your resident American-Mexican! My parents blessed me with looks, charm, and a love of movies. Looking back on it all, I wish they'd blessed me with money instead. But hey, here we are, right? May Crom be praised, I LOVE MOVIES. I sincerely hope that you enjoy my work and that you genuinely laugh out loud sometimes. Yours, HTR