Are All You Boojahideen Ready?
Usually, Sunday Satire just covers silly memes but ever since the #RealityCanceled happening, we’ve been taking a more serious look at the world around us.
If you want straight-up grins and giggles, head over to the memes.
If you want to be ready for what could go down, keep reading.
Because This Is It
We are closer to true every-man-for-himself mayhem then we have ever been and are likely to ever be, at least in your lifetime.
Those of you who live in the United States need only look at one chart:
Half of the Country is Below 100 IQ
You, as a college-educated, white-collar professional, have likely never dealt with anyone under 105 to 110, let alone someone with a 90 IQ.
Let me tell you something about the other half, the dumb half — they will kill.
They will get in a situation where they can’t think clearly, where they panic or become enraged and they will go to violence. They will rock-and-roll at the drop of a hat.
In a Nation With 300 Million Guns
You have to be prepared for what is coming when the supply chains break down, when the police leave the streets to protect their own families, when the only thing between a pack of savage raiders and your colloidal silver is the judicious use of force.
Now, in conjunction with Hard Style™, we will teach you how to fight a war.
These are not so much memes as they are an instructional manual on how to prevail.
The Scene In Question
This is Also a Good Example
If you can get past the movie itself.
Keep Those Actions Clear, Gentlemen