Based on its failure at the box office, I’m assuming most of you didn’t see or at least didn’t pay to see The Rise Of Skywalker.
Based on the number of bearded and bespectacled fansoys cooing over Baby Yoda on social media I’m assuming everyone saw The Mandalorian.
They are both garbage but at least Lucasfilm’s cinematic attempts have the entertainment value of being fumbling incoherent clusterfucks.
The Mandalorian is an old whore who puts on a cheerleader’s uniform and jelly bracelets, thinking she’s going to give me a retro erection but then just lays there like my first wife.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I interrupt your session with that Baby Yoda fleshlight?

At least we have the memes, even if we won’t understand most of them.

