New Trailer Drops…

Because just in case all the noise surrounding the release of THAT movie had pushed this one outside the periphery of your zeitgeist. A balance in all things…

But I’ve Never Seen A (Giant) Ape In A Movie!

That’s ok. Dwayne Johnson and whatever herd of cgi magicians attached to this project will give their all to awe and entertain in ways Peter Jackson could only dream of [sic].

Who’s Laughing Now, Monkey Boy?

With Jumanji 2 netting over $880 million in global ticket sales you know who is laughing and you know all the way where. Usually this is where I’d drop in a photo of Dwayne Johnson (guy is ALWAYS smiling, BTW), but a sudden sense of trepidation at receiving a “cease or pay the licensing fee for that photo” bade me substitute such with the following:

A Rock

So, With No Further Adoodoo, A New RAMPAGE Trailer…

This movie rampages into theaters April 18th. Sigh.