A member of the Film Goblin Facebook fan page pointed me to this anonymous blogger, some unsung hero, who has triggered the panic detonator at Lucasfilm.

What did this diabolical mastermind do? Something both simple and genius: compared a replicant’s a shill’s a person’s first reactions to Solo to their first reactions to The Last Jedi. And it’s beautiful.

Could Disney have paid for a better review for The Last Jedi? Embarrassing.

Head over to his or her justly named site, Disney Star Wars Is Dumb, and see the whole list of offenders who should be ripped from their decadent nests.

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For the uninitiated it will be pretty eye-opening. For the rest of us, it’s just another reason why these shillviews are going to soon be seen for exactly what they are.

Then courts will be convened.

We are initiated…

Disney Star Wars Is Dumb

Low Dog was a great Lakota Sioux war chief who once slew 13 soldiers in hand-to-hand combat in a single battle. In the tradition of the Apache helicopter and the Washington Redskins, his spirit has returned to terrify his enemies. May he be so fortunate to slay as many shills in this lifetime as he slew soldiers in that one afternoon.