Just Kidding

There was never going to be a Flash movie.

It’s like the Furiosa movie — the studios just keep stringing along a certain, small vocal demographic with bullshit headlines and personnel shuffling until said demo forgets about the project.

We all know what demo I’m talking about.

In the running with Brie Larson for “Fun Wine Aunt of The Year”

But if there was ever a reason to cancel a movie this is it: 

That looks like a bit more than pushing people and running away.

I guess The Flash does know how to do battle!

Is This Toxic Masculinity?

I don’t know. I don’t care.

I just love it when these Hollywood freaks are hoisted on their own petard. 

In case you might be wondering if this is “out of context,” because Tiger King knows we have always waited for the context of a given situation to make judgments about these situations, let me put your mind at ease:

Spit at the Bartender

Cops Picked Him Up?

I’m Gonna Steal Your Idea

In Context, Out Of Showbiz

Right?

Haha. Not so fast. We’re dealing with a special person with special privileges.

We will see in the future whether those privileges include assaulting women.

But I think the bigger question is: who could have seen this coming?

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