First The Good News
F. Gary Gray is to take a break from having a clearly made up name, and from bringing Vin Diesel-flavored vehicular carnage to the big screen in the Fast & Furious movies. Instead, he is going to bring 1980’s Kenner plastic flavored carnage instead.
Paramount Pictures have signed him up to direct an adaptation of their 1980’s toy range and TV cartoon series M.A.S.K.
M.A.S.K. followed the adventures of the Mobile Armored Strike Kommand in their struggle against the evil criminal organization V.E.N.O.M. Being eeeevil this probably stands for Viper Eviscerate N-Word Onanism Men or some other random rundown of bad things.
No. Wait. Google tells me it is Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem. Way to stay undercover guys! Why couldn’t you just have chosen, say, Goldman Sachs or something?
He will get on this when he wraps up the Men In Black reboot starring Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth, which begins shooting in June.
And Now For The Bad
According to the studio it will be a:
“…contemporary subculture movie with a youth empowerment angle…”
Oh. Go fuck yourself Hollywood. Go fuck yourself right in your stupid mouth.
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