Welcome Back to Our Post-Post Modern Nightmare
Are you tired of the COVID yet?
Well, if you’re not, then the Hollywood Reporter has some titillating reading for you in their latest issue regarding the booze, blow and $1.5B shenanigans of our favorite Disney Caribbean pirate, Johnny Depp.
The journalist — who, let’s just be clear from the jump here, is really a progressive shill — breathlessly reports that the defamation lawsuit between the overly, droopy handed Depp and the equally droop-handed, Elon Musk gobbler, Amber Heard, has wound to its conclusion with the judge ruling in favor of Heard.
And some of the evidence, in this case, is dynamic.
Directly from the texts of one John Christopher Depp II:
“[Heard is] begging for total global humiliation. She’s gonna get it. I’m gonna need your texts about San Francisco brother … I’m even sorry to ask … But she sucked [Elon Musk’s] crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers …”
“I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market…”
“I’m so fucking happy she wants to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum guzzler out of my life!!!”
“I met a fucking sublime little Russian here … Which makes me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper … I wouldn’t touch her with a goddam glove.”
That’s our guy, Johnny.
Post-COVID Celebrity, Volume 2
Many moons back, when this site was a vibrant community of posters, posers and arguers, it was speculated that the long over-tilled, fecund ground that produced and fed modern celebrity, might have trouble birthing anything other than Captain Tripps infected, slow-mutant scheming, grasping, bored, celebrities minus the constant, neverending, attention injections that COVID-19 was sure to wreck.
Because, after all, everybody got bored with streaming, posting, watching, and hanging out online about ten minutes into these government-mandated lockdowns back in March.
Boy, it doesn’t suck to be wrong.
In the course of blowing through damn-near $1.5 billion on booze, blow and several ungrateful, conniving, gold-digging women, and now handing the last bags of cash to lawyers, Johnny Depp has proven that celebrity itself can’t survive a post-COVID world where everyone is bored and no one is paying attention.
He’s Exhibit #1 in the world of The Great Reset, “we’re all in this together” pablum spewing. His financial bravery, commitment to the cause and determination to scorch the earth in order to have anything written about him at all by anyone in the world we live in now are all admirable.
Johnny’s /ourguy/.
For sure.
His next stop is a 4Chan /pol/ rant about Biden, coronavirus vaccine conspiracies while publicly threatening the electors before they certify the election and we’re really kick off into that “new and improved” socialism that folks like Heard and Ocasio-Cortez believe will stop any of us from ever dying ever of anything ever again.
What Are We To Make of All of This?
Well, a couple of things we can draw from the glowing Hollywood Reporter article:
First, the Progressive left has pretty much cemented it’s iron, vise-like hold over the culture, the media and the life of America, even allowing it’s tentacles to reach around the globe with this article.
Second, Project Mayhem from Fight Club was right in its focus:
Everyone everywhere should be doing their very level best to blow up all the financial structures of our life, of society and of culture so that, in the end, everybody winds up at zero.
But not everyone will wind up with their own private plane.
