Full Title: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile.

That’s not just a mouthful, it’s head-scratchingly stupid.

Just call it Wicked, Shocking & Evil. Much better, right? Or Wicked Evil.

Whatever.

Ted Was An All-Time POS

Let’s check the rundown:

  • Exclusively murdered women. At least 30. (cowardly)
  • Also a rapist. (sadistic)
  • Possibly murdered an 8-year-old girl when he was 14. (inhuman)
  • Male feminist*

Confirmed: absolute filth that should never be spoken of as anything else.

But he was good-looking and escaped jail a couple of times so now we get:

Pretty Boy Bundy

That’s really not bad for Zack. I can see it.

But can he do the “One Eye Bigger Than The Other” look that all insane people have?

Yes, it’s true. Just look at the crazy bitch you are with.

Buzzfeed, white wine, cat piss, sex toys on the bathroom counter

Check Out The Rest Of The Cast

Johnny plays Judge Edward Cowart, who sentenced POS Woman Killer to death
It’s the guy from that hit show no one admits to watching…
The Woman Killing POS is gonna Ride The Lightning! Ain’t that right, Officer Jim?

Vile Evil or Extreme Evil or Creeping Death premiers at Sundance 2019.

*Seriously, Cowardly Inhuman Soyboy (CIS) worked at a sexual assault resource center in college and even help design a brochure about preventing sex crimes against women.

You can’t make this up, folks. But as we all know, there are many such cases.

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