I Only Noticed Because It’s Now An Issue
We’ve been bashing Bond 25 No Time To Die around here for a while, but only because of the woke marketing surrounding it.
The people involved with this male power fantasy have been signaling that this is a new Bond, a different Bond, a Bond for the #metoo era.
These posters seem to confirmed as much:
Lea Seydoux as Madeleine Swann looking positively perturbed in her nearly sexless headmistress’s dress.
Ana De Armas as Paloma is wearing a revealing evening gown but she is very armed and dangerous — and not just to your ego, Mr. Bond.
I don’t know the models of those firearms but I’m sure one of our veterans or 3-Letters will let us know in the comments below.
Lashana Lynch as Nomi is ready to rock and roll. This is probably the sexiest picture I’ve ever seen of Miss Lynch.
Ben Whishaw as Q is completely non-threatening but I guess that’s the character. Hopefully, he gives Bond an actual gadget this time!
Rami Malek as Safin, the terrorist with no particular ideology.
Daniel Craig is his last outing as James Bond with a very good tactical look. I hope this is the Bond we get during most of the movie.
The first trailer for No Time To Die will drop tomorrow morning around 8:30AM EST.
The release date in North America is April 8, with the UK launch plus select territories on April 2.