Now that Christmas season is upon us, I started to hear songs that I can no longer tolerate.
First in stores, then on my Google Home. This gave me an idea to make a list of songs I really never want to hear again.
My pithy comments were lost during our setback last night, I may put them back in later. I had to rebuild this article from just the titles
# 5 Last Christmas (1984)
Treacle laden song that has been remade way too many times. We can retire this and enjoy other songs by WHAM! and George.
# 4 Wonderful Christmas Time (1979)
Paul doing wonderful drugs and thinking this should be released:
# 3 Baby It’s Cold Outside (1944)
I’ll never understand why this is considered a Christmas song, yet every year we are tormented with it during the holidays. I hated it long before the PoundMeToo morons got involved. They hate it for a really stupid reason, I just think it’s a stupid song that has nothing to do with Christmas.
# 2 Santa Baby (1953)
AKA Gold Digger Christmas
Eartha Kitt’s version is the best version of this terrible song. Madonna’s version may make you want to hurt puppies:
# 1 Do They Know It’s Christmas? (1984)
Horrible, horrible song and the following comment sums it up nicely:
“Let’s have no preachy (not to mention factually inaccurate) guilt trip songs for Christmas, especially not by any virtue-signaling hypocrites like these fools, okay?”
This is becoming my favorite song of the season: