This Is Something Truly Amazing
I came across this game on Kickstarter a couple of weeks ago but have just neglected to post about it until now.
I’m not sure who the creator William Dalebout is but I’m sure he’s a stable genius.
Check it out:
Virtue Signal: The Game of Social Justice is a card game parody of social justice activism.
In Virtue Signal you play as one of several different social justice warriors. The object, simply, is to attract a coalition of NPC followers to your cause, whatever that is. The first player to 15 is the winner.
Virtue Signal simulates the power struggles and one-upmanship that goes on between activist groups. The issues themselves are of little consequence, they are merely useful tools to get leverage over others.
May the wokest warrior win.
The Game Is Simple Yet Sublime
All you have to do is collect 15 NPC followers and you win!
Choose Your SJW
There are eight justice warrior characters in the base game, and more in development. Each warrior has xir own unique persona and special abilities, making possible a wide array of different strategies and play-styles.
Start Getting Them Mindless Followers
NPCs come in three tiers:
Attack Your Opponent With Micro-Aggressions
Microaggression cards are played on an NPC card in a player’s coalition, rendering it inert. An NPC with a microaggression card on it cannot be added to, and it does no count toward the player’s score. In most cases it also cannot be destroyed or stolen.
Remove Micro-Aggressions With Virtue Signals
Microaggression cards are removed by virtue signaling.
A virtue signal is some overt display of progressive piety that make you seem like a better person, but which doesn’t actually help anyone or accomplish anything.
To remove a microaggression, one must play a virtue signal of the same alignment as the microaggression card. Red for red, blue for blue, etc.
Who Cares About The Rules?!?
This absolute shitlord has not just created a game, he’s shown the world exactly how all of this social justice bullshit works!
It’s truly a thing of beauty. Just look at some of 200 specialty cards:
Excuse me, gotta play my Alt-Right countercard real quick!
Still Not Convinced?
Don’t take my word for it, just ask this Big Brain:
Your hot Problem Glasses date comes back to your place…
…or you’re hosting the monthly faculty bug-eating and wine tasting party…
…things start getting justicey…
…you hear the phrase “marginalized groups”…
…but instead of flying into a Reich-infused rage you just casually ask:
“Anyone want to play a fun game?”
This Game Is Your Destiny
I just got my game, now it’s your turn to get yours.
Don’t you love your country, anon?
Get your ass in gear and fund this now!