Sunday Satire is back. A little early this time. I figure I owe you an extra day of laughter for being late with the memes last week.
I Was Not Actually Late
I just published around 1800 EST Sunday. Which I’m sure was a big let down. I feel bad.
So here, in honor of Juke’s Predator article… early Predator memes fresh from the farm:
Let’s Get Into “The Shake”
This is the most memorable handshake in all of human history. And of course, people have exploited it for their own ends.
Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Memes
This One Is For You, TechnoReaper
Remember we used to fight about whether Avatar was better than the Disney Wars?
Well not me and you… but the others. Where you at, man?
Those were some good times.
I think I’ve banished every memory we ever made from those days… when you troll me like this… when I insult you like that…
Remember why we did all of it? There was an idea – Skank knows this – called the Film Goblin Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, to see if they could become something more. Ivarr died still believing in that idea… in heroes.
Who Could Tell The Truths We Never Could
I Wish This Site Had Never Come To Me
And you know what that means. That’s right, next week is Lord of The Rings. Get it together, Goblins! I want to see the very best memes the interzines have to offer.
Yeah, I ain’t no blue-check film journalist like you. I’m just a shitposter, I suppose… and I want my memes.
