Tag: Captain Marvel

Storytelling: Everyman, Paragon, Mary Sue & Bad Writing

Stories have characters, and central characters, protagonists, usually fall into a handful of types. Knowing the type will invariably inform both the writer and...

STAR WARS May Fucking Suck But SHAZAM! (The Real CAPTAIN MARVEL)...

After the latest piece of fucking shit Star Wars trailer dropped, with Mark Hamill’s raspy two packs of cigarettes a day voiceover over a...

Why God Why? GOOSE THE CAT

The more I think about this cat, the more I hate it.  If you haven't read my Captain Marvel review, then do it! I'll wait.  As...

CAPTAIN MARVEL Review: Cinematic Rice Cakes (Spoilers)

OK, Captain Marvel... it’s down to this. You and me. “And there’s the bell! Captain Marvel comes out with a left. And another left. A...

ROOM: Or How Brie Won An Oscar For Acting Like A...

Room is currently streaming on Netflix.  I had to watch it in order to wrap my brain around the casting of Brie Larson as a...

GEEK DIVE: Venture Into Marvel Deep Space With THE KREE

In 2014's Guardians Of The Galaxy, Marvel showed us that there is a vast universe out there, far beyond Earth and Asgard. Indeed, in our exploration...

Journal Of The Shills: Early CAPTAIN MARVEL Reviews Are Slavish and...

Cat Lady Heaven (Venus?) The early reviews of Captain Marvel plastered across social media the past 48 hours have been a great source of bemusement....

HOLLYWOOD, We See You, And We Know What You Are Up...

It’s Nefarious.  It’s Cunning.  It’s Manipulative.  It’s Cynical. It’s... BRILLIANT! In fact, it’s so fucking brilliant I honestly wish I had thought of it.   Just...

Marvel Delivers The Bomb

Whooper: You were on the Captain Marvel press tour? Chief Broody: What happened?  Qunt: Brie Larson's lack of charisma slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief....

SUPER BOWL 2019 Trailers

Better Late Than Never? The snorefest that was Super Bowl LIII is over, during the game we got the obligatory trailers, so here are a...