Tag: Kathleen Kennedy

Krazy Kath-Lady Hires Two Black Men To Save Her Job!

We've All Heard The Star Wars News At 5 o'clock on a Friday, The Hollywood Reporter exclusively floated the idea balloon that a new Star...

New STAR WARS Movie & Director Set, Kennedy Commits Public Seppuku

Never Seen A Woman Cut Her Own Throat Before During a powder-puff interview with sycophant magazine Rolling Stone, Kathleen Kennedy claimed that producing Star Wars...

Kathleen Kennedy Analysis: Liar, Liar, STAR WARS On Fire

Only Now, At The End, Do I Understaaaand... Way back in 2012, when Lucasfilm Ltd. was sold to Disney, George Lucas and Kathleen Kennedy sat...

Lucasfilm Finds Next IP To Destroy, CHILDREN OF BLOOD AND BONE

Star Wars Is Dying, My Liege To paraphrase the great Arnold Schwarzenegger: "The science is in, the facts are there that they have created, Lucasfilm has,...

The People v Kennedy & McCallum

That Kurtz Was Our Last Hope The matter concerns Kathleen Kennedy and Rick McCallum. The question posed is a seemingly simple one: Who is the poorer...

Radioactive Fallout About Kathleen And Lucasfilm

Well That Was Unexpected For some time we have been told that September would mark the end of Kathleen's reign of terror at Lucasfilm. Instead she...

Not Proceeding As Foreseen: KK Given 3 More Years Of Rope

This will be a day long remembered by the fanboy, it has seen the confirmation of their loyalty and will soon see more garbage-tier Star...

Which Sucks Worse? The Current STAR WARS Universe Or The DCEU?

In this glorious life there are many things that bring me joy, and there are many things that piss me off. I have been blessed...
Mark Hamill Getting Smash Burger

My Beef With ****ing On And Stealing From The OT To...

Hola, Lord Garth aqui! With the announcement of Disney digging up the dead just to shit all over them again in an attempt to steal...

NERD FIGHT! Sits In Judgement Over A Heinous Crime Against Cinema!

Welcome to another edition of our recurring feature here at Film Goblin, NERD FIGHT! How it works is really simple:  A movie-related central supposition or motion...

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