Tag: Retro Gaming

INTELLIVISION Made Me Smarter Than You

Me? I was home from school for the summer in 1982 and I was watching something I'm sure was cool on TV that afternoon. I...

SUPER MARIO LAND 2 DX Has Two Words For You!

A Fool’s Errand This past Christmas, I received a Super Mario Bros. Encyclopedia. While the book seems to be intended for younger readers, I did...

Come Die With Me On The OREGON TRAIL

Second to only P.E., the resource class I most looked forward to in Elementary school was the Computer Lab. Long before the days of...

PC Edition Is Coming

Greetings Programs! Nintendo kicked the retro gaming craze into high gear with the NES Classic Edition in 2016, followed by the SNES earlier this year....

The Lara Croft Problem: A Goblintorial

The biggest pop culture news stories of the last week were: the PlayStation Classic being released this holiday season the dropping of the Captain...

Play ALIEN Vs. PREDATOR, You Slacked Jawed…

People often come up to old Juke and say: “I have a hard time sexually satisfying my wife. What do you recommend?” Well, I look Mr....

E.T. THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL On The Atari 2600

Preface Greetings, I am not the man you know as Cool Hand Juke. He is a friend of mine, but I was previously unaware of this...

Screen to Screen: The Wizard and the Nintendo World Championships

Fuck Off Spielberg! After having the displeasure of watching Ready Player One about a week ago, I couldn’t help but feel underwhelmed at the missed...

Games Of The Father: TETRIS On Game Boy

Growing Up Gamer My father was responsible for getting me into gaming. I had no concept what a video game even was and then one...
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BaseWars on NES

No Rounders! With the MLB All Star Game looming this week, it’s a good time to take a moment and appreciate America’s National Pastime. For...

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