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The QUEEN & SLIM Trailer: Prepare To Be Insulted

Greetings, Programs! We discovered a trailer for an upcoming film called Queen & Slim, coined as "The Black Bonnie & Clyde". What Is It About? "The Universal...

HEATHEN: Lesbian Vikings vs. Odin? Oh My!

Greetings, Programs! Variety has reported that the director of Twilight has been selected to direct Heathen for Constantin Film and Prime Universe Films. Catherine Hardwicke will...

Toxic Males, Can Hollywood Save You From Yourselves?

Greetings, Programs! The Hollywood Reporter posted a story on the recently released movie Stuber starring Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista. What caught our attention was...

Haters, Enjoy TERMINATOR: DARK FATE or Else!

Greetings, Programs! Director Tim Miller will be at SDCC next week and has some choice words for you about his latest film Terminator: Dark Fate. Looks...

Netflix Does It Again: COWBOY BEBOP Live Action Casting

Greetings, Programs! Variety reported this week that the first four actors have been announced to be in the live action Cowboy Bebop series. John Cho,...

Sunday Satire: Hypocritical Hollywood Strikes Again

Greetings, Programs! With the announcement that admitted pedophile James Gunn would be returning to helm Guardians Of The Galaxy 3, it seemed that that powers...

Race Scandal Rocks Hollywood!

Genie Caught Attempting To Play A Black Man! In an unusual move, the powers that be in Hollywood decided to develop a non-superhero property -...

Sunday Satire: Spotlight On CAPTAIN MARVEL & Rotten Tomatoes

Greetings, Programs! Last week, review-aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes announced that they removed the stats for Want To See from Captain Marvel once the film started...

2019 Film Goblin WOKIES: The Winners (The Real Losers)

Greetings, Programs! We are wrapping up the inaugural edition of the 2019 Film Goblin Wokies Awards. For this special event, we commissioned our very own statue,...

2019 Film Goblin WOKIES: You Decide On The Winners

Greetings, Programs! It has been discussed in some GoblinTalks and amongst the team. We decided it's time to create our own awards to recognize the...

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