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STAR WARS Gets Scaled To Size

You Came In That Thing? Two things that will not surprise you, my favourite Goblins, in the slightest.   Number one, I am a Star Wars...

STAR WARS May Fucking Suck But SHAZAM! (The Real CAPTAIN MARVEL)...

After the latest piece of fucking shit Star Wars trailer dropped, with Mark Hamill’s raspy two packs of cigarettes a day voiceover over a...

A New STAR WARS Game That Features A White Male?!?!

Greetings, Programs! Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order had a trailer reveal during Star Wars Celebration this past weekend. Here are some of the details about...

Sunday Satire: Get A Rise With These STAR WARS Memes

Greetings, Programs! Now that Disney/Lucasfilm has announced that the next chapter in the Star Wars saga is to be named Rise Of The Skywalker, we...

Iger To Step Down, Wars To Go On Hiatus

“After The Great Franchise Wars, All Restaurants Are Taco Bell.” And after the last few weeks, it certainly feels that all announcements are Disney. Captain Marvel...

STAR WARS EPISODE IX – THE RISE OF SKYWALKER Trailer

It's Here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpSd3L_rCi0 Discuss below. Star Wars Episode IX - The Rise Of Skywalker is out on December 19, 2019.

Did JJ Just Admit Rian Johnson Handed Him A Bag Of...

Anticipation Turned To Apathy Star Wars Celebration is just around the corner, and a trailer for Episode IX is expected at that event.   What should...

Well That’s OK Then! Johnson Relaxed About STAR WARS EPISODE...

We Have Permission! Its OK everyone!  Rian Johnson has spoken.  He has said he won’t mind Star Wars Episode IX retconning his decisions in The...

Save What We Love: Myth, Meaning And The Death Of STAR...

"I Thought We Were Making Movies, Not History", Walter Mirisch Mirisch's autobiography continues: "I began to read meanings into pictures that were never intended. The Invasion...

Extra Keen Disney Renews THE MANDALORIAN Already

If you ignore the Star Wars Holiday Special, and believe me we have tried, then live-action Star Wars has never been purpose-built for the...

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