Ahoy, Mateys!
*Sits at the computer, hits the link for trailer*
Ah, Florence. Ancient Roman city, medieval European powerhouse, the birthplace of the Renaissance and one of the great cities of the world.
I think I’ll watch this travel ad instead of skipping per usual. Now let’s take a look at the summary.
History. Beauty. Tranquility. Embark on an adventure to the world’s most exquisite destination… Italy! Travel insurance recommended. Dec 13, 2019.
Um, I Don’t Think This Is A Travel Ad After All
A Decent Travel Ad Has Degenerated Into…
A Michael Bay action trailer.
Cue The Car Chase! JUST CUE IT!!!
If you couldn’t already tell, 6 Underground is indeed directed by Michael Bay and features characters named One, Two, Three, Four and so forth, slow-motion insane action and the required neon-colored sports cars.
6 Underground features Ryan Reynolds, Melanie Laurent (Inglourious Basterds), Manuel Garcia-Rulfo (Sicario: Day of the Soldado), and Adira Arjona (Good Omens, Emerald City) in what looks like a run of the mill heist picture.
However, the film does reunite Reynolds with Deadpool/Deadpool 2 writers Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese. So you can at least get some snappy dialogue to go with your popcorn fare.
6 Underground drops December 13, only on Netflix.
