Or Was That Crazy Stupid Love?

We all need these kinds of movies in our life.

The ones where an older and wiser person, or maybe just wiser, explains to us the ways of the world because none of us have any clue what the fuck we are doing when it comes to relationships, sex, money or callously using people to get those things.

At least the rest of you need these movies.

I’m doing fine. This website is my cash cow… any day now.

Big Time Adolescence is just such a movie:

A suburban teenager comes of age under the destructive guidance of his best friend, an aimless college dropout.

How first-time writer/director Jason Orley got this shot is beyond me. His sole previous credit was being an assistant to one of the seven producers on the Meryl Streep rom-com It’s Complicated.

Maybe he’s an amazing writer? Let’s have a look together:

Maybe He’s Friends With Pete Davidson?

That’s got to be a tough tradeoff.

I’m not sure it would be worth it to actually be Pete Davidson, considering Mr. Davidson. Sure, he’s hung like a mule and has smashed both celebrity teenie boppers and MILFs alike, but the dude went to rehab for weed.

Then there is this:

The Empire Yikes Back!

I wish Orley all the best with his film but I have to ask the question: is it really a Pearls Of Pussy Wisdom movie without a scene where someone teaches someone to dance?

Big Time Adolescence will be in select theaters on March 13 and on Hulu March 20.

This poster is wrong. The kid should be looking at the idiot, either with awe or scorn.