I’m about to spend some quality time with this big-tittied hottie I haven’t seen in a decade and I have to see this shit come across my phone?

#$%^ you, Jim!

Wait A Minute…

August 29th, 1997 was Judgement Day?

Then how come we aren’t all dead? What’s happened here?

Lack of creativity, pandering, nostalgia porn.

It’s Fucking Nonsense

If your pulse went above ninety-five while watching that trailer then eat the tongue of the nurse that is restraining you, because you are a sadistic psychopath who wants to hurt and kill real movie fans. 

#$%^ this shit.

If you see this movie in the theaters I can’t vouch for you.

You are on your own.