Halloween is coming up, folks. And we all know what that means:
Pumpkins? No!
Lord Jesus, I Pray To You Now
Where is Michael Myers when we need him most?
Does anyone even know what the fuck Halloween even means anymore?
Something about a Greek Harvest, right?
So what’s with all the demonic shit?
When I was a kid we went to church for Halloween. GODDAMNIT!
It was wholesome. We sang fuckin’ Christmas songs about Jesus and the evils of rock ‘n roll and on the way home I would eat these weird sugar-free strawberry candies.
It was GREAT!
But We’re Not Kids Anymore
We are grown-ups, right?
So today we bring you the trailer for a 2018 move called Halloween starring Jamie Lee Curtis based on the 1978 movie called Halloween starring Jamie Lee Curtis which spawned several sequels including a 1998 movie called Halloween: H20 starring Jamie Lee Curtis.
Or was it Busta Rhymes?
Anyway that means it’s been 40 years since the original Halloween. WTF.
