Because You Can’t Wait Until Tonight

I have no idea where this came from because it’s not on the Star Wars Twitter.

It looks pretty official though:

What Do We See?

  • Tie Fighters flying toward some weird floating ice asteroid.
  • A whole shit ton of Alliance Resistance ships in tight formation. Way too tight of a formation, TBH. Yeah, they actually fuck that up too. Amazing.
  • The Disney Wars crew together again in the Falcon cockpit! Except they never were together before in the Falcon cockpit and really don’t know each other at all, so it has zero impact.

Wait a minute… is that The Ghost to the right of the Falcon?

Hello… The Ghost?

You know? The ship that the main characters in Star Wars: Rebels —

Haha, fuck you. I don’t care.

The Absolute State Of Star Wars Fandom

This is what fans of the franchise are reduced to now: looking for a glimpse of a ship from a fucking cartoon spinoff in a 2-second clip from a promo teaser for a trailer.

No, really, they are. 

At this point, Disney and Lucasfilm are basically feeding us, or at least the fans, bugs and telling us “eat the bugs!”

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If you are genuinely into any of this shit on any level you are:

  • A bug-eating, fucking bugman
  • A fangoo that has inserted action figures into his rectum at least once and/or sleeps in an X-Wing helmet (I’ve seen a man doing this before)
  • A shill
  • A cat lady looking to lasso one of the last available men on earth that has not devoted his life to gaming, genre commentary and/or violent Joker-like revolution
  • An alphabet person who is in it so zir can scream at others about diversity
  • Maybe a kid?

The rest of us are just here for the fire.

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