Save The Dinosaurs, Save The World

When I saw the first Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom teaser, let’s just say I had… questions.

Why would eccentric billionaire John Hammond build a multi-million-dollar dinosaur theme park on an island with volcanic activity?

John Hammond is a happy man!
“I did it! Wait….what?”

Who was the survey company who did the inspection, and did they report their findings?

¿Qué? No hablo velociraptor.”

Perhaps most importantly of all, WHY THE HELL WERE THEY GOING BACK?!?

“WE HAVE TO GO BA…..sorry, wrong series!”

Life Finds A Way

Set four years after the events of Jurassic World, some PETA-esque guilt has made our dashing hero (Chris Pratt) and beautiful heroine (Bryce Dallas Howard) return to save the innocent, man-eating dino’s from a gigantic, island ending volcano.

They are gonna need a butt-ton of doggie kennels!

Hoping that Claire leaves the high-heels at home this time, prepare to return to Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom on June 22, 2018.

Universal Studios presents Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, directed by J.A. Bayona (The Impossible, The Orphanage) and reunites Chris Pratt (Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 1 & 2) with Bryce Dallas Howard (Terminator: Salvation, The Help). They are joined by the great Jeff Goldblum (Jurassic ParkThor: Ragnorok), returning as chaos theory mathematician Dr. Ian Malcolm.


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