As Cynical As I Am About THE DCEU…
This trailer looks really good.
The action is up close and personal. The Atlantian tech comes off as a combination of Asgardian and The Fifth Element by way of The Abyss, but even cooler. The undersea creatures are Avatar meets The Prequels.
And everything looks clean and crisp.
No MCU muddy CGI. No washed-out Captain America: Civil War color palette.
I’m even finally warming up to Aqua-Bro.
And let’s not forget Amber. Oh, my sweet Amber.
My First Movie Crush Might Be Amber Heard
I don’t think I have ever seen her in a movie before. The only thing I know about her is that acrimonious split she had with Captain Drunk Sparrow.
However, after watching her sex it up in this Aquaman tie-in ad for what looks to be a kids’ video game, I can’t stop thinking about her.
The flirty looks, the playful attitude. See for yourself.
Aqua-Bro and my future wife bring a tsunami of fun to theaters December 21st.
