Greetings, Programs!

Here is the newest trailer for the unnecessary remake of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary.

To be frank, I never really looked too hard at this remake until today. I don’t even remember much about the first trailer other than the kids with the stupid masks.

I watched this new trailer this morning and noticed that it was a little girl brought back from the dead in this film. Wait a minute, wasn’t it a boy in the novel and original film?

Yes, the original King story has a 2-year-old male named Gage as the victim of the speeding truck.

So making the undead monster a female was done because???

I guess there are not enough child female monsters in movies…

The cat is probably female as well.

🙄

UPDATE: I went back to the original trailer and they actually hid the fact that it was not the son in this version. Why hide it then spill the beans with this new trailer and poster? Were they afraid of backlash? On YouTube, a lot of folks are NOT happy with this either.

In theatres April 5, 2019.

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