Lindsay Lohan Stars In Some Werewolf Noir

Lindsay Lohan is returning to the big screen for the first time in six years.

She is starring in Among The Shadows, which she plays Patricia, the First Lady (?!) to a Euro president (?) who’s concerned that the security detail at her husband’s disposal isn’t doing their job. So she unknowingly hires a werewolf to deal with the situation.

No shit! Here’s the trailer:

I’ve watched this trailer a couple of times, and it’s triggered all my B-movie buttons.

But I’d also expect to see it lying next Solo in the DVD bargain bin. I like low key productions and crazy ass storylines, but this looks hilariously awful.

And what’s with that dialogue? Jesus.

Charlotte Beckett plays Kristy Wolfe (haha), a private investigator who descends from a long line of werewolves. She and her partner (Gianni Capaldi) are investigating her uncle’s murder, before being hired by LiLo.

Tiago Mesquita is both director and cinematographer, and I’m afraid his IMDB suggests this is his big shot!

The film is available On Demand March 5.