I remember when we could enjoy things like Toy Story. Now it just seems impossible.

But try anyway:

I guess it’s kind of funny when Sporky realizes he’s not meant to be a toy and escapes in search of chili and potato salad. 

But we’ve seen these themes, these scenes over and over again, just in this franchise.

When a new toy called “Forky” joins Woody and the gang, a road trip alongside old and new friends reveals how big the world can be for a toy.

The budget for Toy Story 3 was $200,000,000, so I’m sure this one is about the same.

For $200 million, we could get 20 David Mamet movies or four Michael Mann movies. Not that either of them is in any shape to make that many movies but you get the point.

I know, I know, boomers… “the market decides!” Maybe the market is wrong. Maybe we need a government takeover of the film industry.

Toy Story 4 delights children and other people on June 21, 2019.