Disney sure knows how to market a movie. Behold, the teaser trailer for their terrific tale of a tiny, timid elephant, Dumbo, directed by Tim Burton:

I can’t lie: I got chills. Mostly thinking about how my four-year-old little girl is going to go bananas for this movie.

Chillin’ Like A Shillin’

But then again, I got the same chills, for the same reason, when I saw the initial teaser for Disney’s live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast. That piano, slowly plinking out the theme song…

Yet that movie was about as engaging and memorable as digging a hole in dry dirt. My little girl cares nothing about it, while the original animated movie is a regular watch for her.

Abandon Madness For Reason

We shall see what Burton and Co. can cook up. I still don’t know what the hell happened to the Tim Burton I knew and loved, and this movie makes no sense other than to suppose that he wasn’t busy and needed a paycheck.

This is just running up the score on ticket sales:

Dumbo 2019
You’re standing on my ear!

However, this image below makes me want to see the movie just for the pink elephant sequence alone:

Dumbo 2019
Dumbo! Do you see what I see?!

That scene in the original movie fascinated and terrified me as a kid. I’m expecting something special here, Mr. Burton.

Dumbo Pink elephants
Exit light, enter night

Marketing?

Did I just say that Disney knows how to market a movie? So what happened with The Last Jedi and Solo?

Oh, yeah. Kathy Kennedy.

 

Adiós, amigos y amiguitas!

HTR

Vice-President of Stoicism at Film Goblin. Your resident American-Mexican! My parents blessed me with looks, charm, and a love of movies. Looking back on it all, I wish they'd blessed me with money instead. But hey, here we are, right? May Crom be praised, I LOVE MOVIES. I sincerely hope that you enjoy my work and that you genuinely laugh out loud sometimes. Yours, HTR