I say a lot of dumb shit before I get to the trailer.
I got nothing to say.
I wanted you to be as surprised as I was because being surprised is something that happens once and you can never get back.
I’m stunned about how good that trailer is.
The music is perfect? Right? Captain Sparkle Fingers? Flipping awesome.
This is the post-modern superheroism that Deadpool laid the groundwork for.
Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe superheroes aren’t dead. Maybe they just changed?
I just can’t stop laughing at and feeling good about this movie.
It’s stoopid as hell. I love it.