I Wish I Never Saw It

If you are planning to catch this in the theaters you might want to skip this whole post.

There isn’t too much in the way of spoilers — the insecure studio already spoiled the entire movie with their previous show-all trailers — but if you’re like me then you want everything about a good movie to be fresh and new when you see it on the big screen.

Alas, part of the burden — nay, the responsibility — of managing a genre movie site is watching clips like this, so I can tell others what they must never see.

I hope when the time comes to donate to the Film Goblin Kickstarter campaign you will guys appreciate all I have done, and will continue to do, for our people. 

Don’t watch this if you are going to see the movie. Trust me on this.

I don’t know why you wouldn’t go to see this movie. Everyone’s going.

Go see Rambo 5 and then stay for Ad Astra:

I really like that ultra-realistic production design.

The “Welcome To The Moon” sign. The DHL sign. Just an airport in space, man.

Plus moon pirates and rover battles! 

Here Are The Final TV Clips

Not really much of a secret, is it? Maybe there is another secret?

Ad Astra launches in a three-way race with Rambo: Last Blood and Downton Abbey on September 20, 2019.

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