Greta Thunberg, the climate change activist whose childhood was viciously stolen away by all of you because you don’t care about the environment, will be the subject of a just-announced documentary being produced by Hulu.
Not surprising considering how the 16-year-old media puppet darling won Time Magazine’s prestigious Person Of The Year award, despite the fact that the magazine’s readers felt overwhelmingly that protesters in Hong Kong who are dying for their freedom deserved it more.
The documentary is just the latest way Hollywood has thrown its attention at her since becoming a global presence.
In the past few weeks, she has been preaching her world-saving gospel with celebrities such as Michelle Obama and Leonardo DiCaprio, who lectures everyone on how to save the environment despite flying around the world on private jets.
I guess if your parents think it’s OK to not attend school because your upset about the environment, you have time for meet and greets like that while traveling on luxury yachts and continuing your privileged life.
The documentary will air sometime in 2020. Presumably before the media finds someone else to make famous and moves on from her.
But hey, at least we got some pretty good memes out of it.
