hey gang ebob junior here! today i will be reviewing freddy beans review of A QUIET PLACE. i wanted to review the movie my self but i couldnt afford the ticket i spent all my money on a really expensive OPOTAMUS PRIME from JAPAN so i figured this would be the best next thing.
the review starts out strong he lets every body know freddy beans is here. then we see a movie poster.
its emily bunt in a bath tub. at the top it says IF THEY HEAR YOU THEY HUNT YOU. then at the bottom it says EMILY BUNT JOHN KRANISKI A QUIET PLACE APRIL 6.
i think what they were trying to do is put a shadow of a monster on the wall but they should have made it more pornounced. you can hardly see it it just looks like a lady in a bath tub acting like a weirdo.
now we get to the meet of freddys review. he tells us how he finally gets out of the house again to see this flim. is it finally or is it again? i dont think you should use both freddy. hes shocked to find out john kraniski is jim from THE OFFICE! you know i bet jim learned alot from michael bay they did that
then freddy tells us a little about the flim. its about a family surviving a post aploca apocly the end of the world after monsters invade. he tells us about the characters too and what they are dong. emily and jim and the kids are a family and they have to be quiet.
then freddy says some thing that doesnt make sense to me. he goes “Initially to this family’s new normal.”
wut?
he says he felt guilty chewing pop corn in the theater lol good one freddy. even taking a sip of coke was rough said freddy.
from there he tells us about another scene and he tells us how the little girl is deaf. uh spoiler warning may be? im gonna cut this paragraph short so i dont spoil any more of the flim like freddy did for his readers.
hes just gong over the plot of the movie now. talking about some thing that happens to the family a whole year later.
and now hes asking questions like how they keep quiet about things. um is he asking his readers or just talking to him self?
ok back to the review part of freddys review. he lets his readers know the flim wasnt perfect and he compares it to THE DESCENT. thats a great little movie about female empowerment i highly recommend it.
freddy says jim and emily did a good job playing their characters. and he compliments the flims tension and calls it a slow burner. you know what im ok with that. and so is freddy. he also thinks the kids were good too and thats important be cause bad child actors can really take you out of the viewing experience am i right poeple?
so at the end of the revirw he recommends it and even compares it to aflerd hitchcock. dont let the previews make you feel like all the good parts! said freddy.
another poster its red and emily bunt is covering her mouth it saus EMILY BUNT JOHN KRANISKI A QUIET PLACE and then RULE#1 DONT MAKE A SOUND RULE #2 NEVER LEAVE THE THE PATH RULE #3 RED MEANS RUN. COMING SOON. ok now i get why its all red.
and at the very very end freddy gives it a 7.5 out 10 and makes a libarian joke. then a little farewell phrase and then his name again.
keep it cool,
ebob junior
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