The Game Is Rigged
While you people have been busy sleeping, cooming and consooming, I’ve been down all the deep crevasses of the web to figure out what is happooning behind the curtain.
I’ve completed my analysis and come back with some bad news.
You never had a chance because you never even understood what the game was.
There really are forces operating outside of your sight and knowledge making all the decisions that will end up controlling and influencing your life.
I know, once you are aware of it, it can seem pretty overwhelming.
But don’t despair, for I am here with memes that will explain how it all works!
And then you will do what you’ve been avoiding your whole life.
That’s right — get ripped.
And get ready!
Let Us Begin With Where We Are
Remember The World They Want Back
But There Were Some Who Resisted
There Were Those Who Tried To Warn Us
But in the end, life is just going right back to the way it was.
Because you just wanted to consoooooom.