There, I Said It
I might spend most of my time posting to a movie site, commenting on a movie site and sharing Film Goblin movie content, but I think I can finally say that movies just fucking suck.
Take this lazy, recycled re-tread of a knock-off of a genre that was only just supposed to one fucking film! Night Of The Living Dead was only one movie! It wasn’t supposed to be a god-damn way of life! No one was supposed to watch zombie TV shows!
Romero had a great idea, so maybe let him make a few more but what the fuck, Hollywood, it wasn’t permission to just keep making the same movie over and over again!
I don’t care if it’s a zombie comedy or zombies on a plane or zombie ballroom dancing, it’s 2019, can we just stop with the zombie-shit? Fuck…
None of these people involved with this movie have the slightest bit of pride in their work.
They are simply collecting an easy check because the paying audience is a bunch of medicated, depressed, glucose goblins that need constant distraction lest they realize they don’t have any fucking pride left, period.
The actors, the actresses, the writers, the director aren’t deriving the slightest satisfaction from their achievements in Zombieland: Double Tap. This is not art, this is not even craft, this is a coloring book movie! The only gratification they get from producing it is knowing that you will your waste life watching it. Plus money. Money for drugs.
They are vampires sucking away your earthly existence. Starve the vampires.
See you guys back here tomorrow. Maybe we’ll get a surprise David Mamet trailer.
