Greetings, Programs!

We are wrapping up the inaugural edition of the 2019 Film Goblin Wokies Awards.

For this special event, we commissioned our very own statue, the “Gobbie”.

Hearty thanks to Senior Lead Illustration Architect GottaHaveMyPops!

It is worth pointing out that the goal of this event was to showcase how superficial and shallow Hollywood really is.

They prance and preen like proud peacocks patting themselves on their backs, talking down to the masses, telling us how we should live our lives while enjoying a lifestyle most could never dream of.

Meanwhile, the citizens of Venezuela are starving to death due to corrupt and vile leaders that took them on the dark path that they are on.

North Koreans are living in a nightmare where one wrong word may get you and your family brutally punished.

Millions of men, women and children exist under the tyrannical yoke of an unredeemed 7th Century fundamentalist Islam.

Here, in North America, people were all flustered about an actor that claimed that he was a victim of a hate crime. We only learn later that it was all a hoax for possible financial gain.

So a director gets into a huff because he felt that the wrong Best Picture was chosen.

What he fails to realize is how insignificant it is. His life will not change, he still has his millions of dollars, a legion of fans and is living in a free country.

A despicable lot they are.

A sincere thank you to our loyal readers for your votes, and feedback/comments in the original Wokies article.

Now, the winners:

Best Woke Film – A Wrinkle In Time

It was a tie between Black Panther and Wrinkle, but in the end, A Wrinkle In Time beat back the Panther for a victory!

Best Woke Actor Winner – John Boyega

John Boyega Quote:

“There are no black people on Game of ThronesYou don’t see one black person in Lord of the Rings, I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen… because you see different people from different backgrounds, different cultures, every day. Even if you’re a racist, you have to live with that. We can ruffle up some feathers.”

As you can see fan favorite John Boyega scored a decisive victory.


Mark Ruffalo

Don Cheadle

Chris Evans

Christian Bale


Best Woke Actress – Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence Quote:

“If Donald Trump is president of the United States, it will be the end of the world. And he’s also the best thing to happen to the Democrats ever.”

Oprah was leading for most of the time, but Jennifer and Amy took the lead. In the end, Jennifer won by a nose.


Oprah Winfrey

Stefani (Lady Gaga) Germanotta

Claire Foy

Amy Schumer

Best Woke Director or Producer – Kathleen Kennedy

Kathleen Kennedy Quote:

“It’s not just about casting female protagonists, It’s gotta be across the board throughout the industry.”

Kathleen held the lead for the entire time, Spike and Ana only started to catch up at the end but KK is the clear winner.


Ana DuVernay

Spike Lee

Mimi Leder

Karyn Kusama


We hope that you enjoyed this and plan on a bigger event for next year!