That image up there. This image:

This is the fuck what?

Let’s pretend you don’t smoke and and overlook the coke breakfasts.

Let ‘s imagine you get your life together and get up before noon.

You’re still not
cut out to be a surrogate mother.

Look, there’s a girl comes in here, due any day, getting paid a million.

Sounds like a lot? Wrong. She comes in for treatment three times before the damn embryo takes.

Turns out the couple is perfectly healthy.

I guess the wife just couldn’t be bothered to carry her own child.

That is what this is. She can’t be bothered to carry the role of Captain Marvel.

Look at her face. Have you ever seen this woman smile?

And women that don’t smile… you know, I got a real problem with that.