It Can’t Happen Here: A Warning From Fandom
2009: Disney buys Marvel
2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
2018: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
2034: Disney buys Microsoft
2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
2044: Disney buys the United States of America
2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed “The People’s Republic of Disney”
2047: People’s Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
2056: PRD colonizes Mars
2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
2104: Marvel and Star Wars fans are still excited about new movies…
