MINOR ENDGAME SPOILERS

Apparently, an investor conference call was held at Disney a few days ago.  At the end of the call, Disney CEO and current pimp-daddy of the entire Movie industry Bob Iger shared some minor footage from upcoming Disney big releases.

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The clips were said to be brief and didn’t reveal very much, but descriptions of what was shown have gone online.  Twitter user Scott Ladewig said that the Aladdin footage was very promising.  He says “Hopefully the people up in arms about the genie will settle down once they see what we saw.”

“What do you mean I am too white to play this blue?”

For the big-ticket items he says the following:

Star Wars: Episode IX

“We saw a blockade runner in an abandoned looking hangar. An explosion knocking Stormtroopers in a starship hangar bay. Kylo Ren in a white room looking at the Vader helmet. Rey, Finn, Poe in Falcon cockpit. Lando briefly. Rey with Chewie’s bowcaster. Finn in some abandoned looking ship interior.”

Avengers: Endgame

“The Avengers Endgame scene they showed was at Avengers HQ, Captain Marvel saying let’s go kill Thanos. Nebula says she knows where he is. Rocket says biggest energy surge ever seen on Earth when he used the glove, but it was seen again on another planet shortly after. So that’s where Thanos is retiring too. A quick exchange between CapA, Natasha, Bruce, Rhodey, and CapM. Bruce asks what guarantee theey have this ends differently. Cap M says they have her this time.

Rhodey asks where she was because they could have used her before. Cap M says a lot of other planets out there need help and they don’t have Avengers like Earth has. Thor gets up from sitting quietly in back, walks up to Cap M, and summons his axe. Which whizzes right past Cap M (she doesn’t flinch) into his hand and he says ‘I like this one.’

Cut to Milano, everybody buckled in, Cap M in the copilot seat. Rocket asks who hasn’t been to space, Cap A, Rhodey, Natasha raise hands, and Rocket warns them not to puke in his ship and off they go. Cool reflection of stars and space stuff on Cap A’s eye as we zoom in on him and they warp out of there.”

You’d better fucking save what we love!

Avengers: Endgame is released April 26th. Star Wars: Episode IX arrives with us December 20th.

What do you think?  Will Episode IX salvage the sequel trilogy after the horror of The Last Jedi?  Will the Russo Brothers stick the landing in Endgame?  Tell us below.

57 COMMENTS

  1. I wish they would stop this. It makes girls growing up think the only way we can get ahead as women is to be an insufferable, cold bitch.

    I got all my posts deleted at The Mary Sue for arguing about this with some feminist who went on to tell me what was good for me as a woman.

    • “I wish they would stop this. It makes girls growing up think the only
      way we can get ahead as women is to be an insufferable, cold bitch.”

      Amen.

      • I taunt them a lot, they haven’t banned me yet (because I prefaced my posts with the statement that they don’t have any backbone to answer dissent and called them out for the lack of diversity on their writing staff) so they just delete everything I post and I laugh and do it again.

  2. When I saw the first TFA poster I knew where this was all headed. And so I’ve skipped ALL the new man-hating feminist propaganda Star Wars movies. I saw where Captain Marvel was going to take the MCU so I’ve give up on that too – didn’t even bother to see the last Avengers movie. I’m done with Star Wars AND the MCU. And Star Trek. And Doctor Who. And on and on and on…..

    • Next scene is the Falcon exploding with one of those vertical rings like the Death Star explosions.

      I’d openly cheer that in the theater.

  3. “Lando briefly.” Cool, another OT character to soullessly mine for nostalgia to elevate your shitty movie before coldly dispatching them.

  4. “Rey with Chewie’s bowcaster.” OMG REY using CHEWIE’s Bowcaster???? Where is Chewie??? Why isn’t she using her lightsaber? OMG!!!! 🤡

  5. Fuck off. What does Captain Marvel know of stacked odds?

    She did not even lose one fight in her movie.

    • Shades of horseshit are drawing close with evey new bit of info regarding her part in this movie.a scooper in the know has been saying that endgame is going to disappoint alot of “our types” for months. Jeremy conrad..suspected shill for Disney and owner of MCU COSMIC.com

  6. Couldn’t care less about any Star Wars film at this point, all my favorite characters are dead with the exception of Chewie and the new ones just suck, the franchise is dead to me. As for Endgame it will probably be Captain Marvel the one who defeats Thanos, there’s no other way around it, they’ve made her the strongest character even though she never was in the comics.

    • The Russo’s are on record saying she’s reigned-in powers-wise for the duration. Disney will probably fuck us all by having her save everything, or at least they’d love to, but it’d be out of character for the Russo’s and Markus/McFeely.
      Guess we’ll know in a month. It’s all over then either way.

      • Some absolute cunt totally spoiled Endgame today online in a comments section I was innocently browsing. Literally just blew the whole plot straight out. If it was face-to-face I swear I would have chinned that fucker.

        • Sheesh… Sorry to hear that, man. Really hope it was all BS and not the real plot.
          I’m pretty much going dark from tomorrow on to try and avoid spoilers and focus on other stuff for a few weeks. Fingers crossed it hasn’t been spoiled for you (and for others).

          Fingers crossed it’s great.

          Fingers crossed all round…

          • I stalk that place alot..last week there were like 5 plot outlines..one really good one that felt real while the others just felt like new bits of possibly made up info cobbled and remixed together with spoilers from last year…I’m hearing good things too in a few places..yet I always take it with a pinch of salt..I’ll say this though,one of the possible discrptions of caps death in those plot outlines sounded fucking mesmerizing..so much so I almost wished I hadn’t read it when I did

        • Sheesh… Sorry to hear that, man. Really hope it was all BS and not the real plot.
          I’m pretty much going dark from tomorrow on to try and avoid spoilers and focus on other stuff for a few weeks. Fingers crossed it hasn’t been spoiled for you (and for others).

          Fingers crossed it’s great.

          Fingers crossed all round…

    • Here is my take:

      #1) Marvel brand had high trust because it never had a Last Jedi. Or Prequels. The second weekend drop will tell the story of CM. It still is going to play out much differently because Endgame is required viewing.

      #2) Plus there was much less time to get the discontent with the Brie Brie into the mainstream. Normies don’t really care about the SJW / anti-SJW battle. They don’t even know what SJW means and they don’t care. With Lucasfilm you had people pumping all of the Lucasfilm lunacy into Clown World for 6 months, not two. Additionally, LF employees were being weird during the Solo press tour with the protest droid and pansexual shit.

      When normal people see that kind of stuff, whether it’s Pando or “white dudes”, they reflexively recoil in the same way they do when they hear me call someone a “cuck”. It makes no sense to them because they have zero frame of reference. They just aren’t deep into this stuff.

      If the DisneyGate community had a few more months to get the word out it would have made a difference.

      #3) Disney shut down the top two channels for audience dissent with RT and youtube. They did the same to Google for The Last Jedi in order to control the astroturf but once that movie got crushed by user feedback the mouse had to come for those channels. People say that didn’t move the needle. Then why did they do it?

      This was do or die for Marvel. This movie had to be big or the MCU was going to diminish. RT trashed their credibility for all time but it was still worth it to them. Because it was important to Disney. And that’s how important Disney is to the industry.

      #4) Access “journalists” shilled for the movie to get it a Fresh rating. They admit as much.

      #5) If they have Brie Brie waltzing around being smug, never getting schooled and saving the day while making gender studies comments in Endgame then Far From Home will suffer.

      #6) But that’s it. There won’t be another Marvel movie for 10 months. And there will be no Captain Marvel for a long time. People’s palettes will clear.

      None of this applies to Episode 9. The betrayal is in the open. So is the rage. They have delivered trash twice. Don’t despair.

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