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Why God Why? PICARD Is BACK! Captain Picard Is NOT

According to ScreenRant they caught up with Jonathan Frakes and here's what he had to say... The feeling is would love to be part of...

All My Favorite Movies Are Comic Book Movies

My Dearest Goblins, I sat down to write about my favorite movies of 2018 and it got away from me. I think it's around 3500 words....

Sunday Satire: PC or NPC? That Is The Question.

Greetings, Programs! Yes this is late, has been a rough 24 hours around here. We are almost back to 100% now. We now resume with our...

Enigma Cracked! Why AQUAMAN Is Really Big In China!

China's Choices Are Puzzling This past weekend, Warner's all-or-nothing, make-or-break DCEU movie Aquaman debuted to $93.6 million in The Middle Kingdom. Despite all the headlines...

NIGHTFLYERS Fucking Sucks

Imagine a parody ripoff of Silence of the Lambs, Alien, Sunshine, Scanners, The Shining, 2001 and Event Horizon, directed by yet another millennial, hipster douchebag, complete...

THE OUTLAW KING: The Entirely Mediocre BRAVEHEART Sequel No One Asked For

Upon first viewing of faux Captain Kirk's Braveheart sequel entitled The Outlaw King, I was utterly astonished at what a bland, cliche-ridden, mediocre outing...

UPDATE: Has THE MANDALORIAN Found It’s Leads?

Greetings Programs! It has been reported that the upcoming Disney streaming service series The Mandalorian has found it's lead. Pedro Pascal, known from various roles in...

Hardstyle 10: Eating Right For A Hard Body

Ok, Goblinmaniacs... In previous editions of Hardstyle we’ve discussed some simple training techniques and motivations to build a better body, in this edition of Hardstyle...

Awww, Poor Chuck Fell Down, Go Boom.Then He Tweets About It!

Raging Prolapsed Anus Chuck Wendig Was Fired He likes to have his mouth open in almost all of his pictures, is this what he is looking for? Chuck,...
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QT Casts Charles Manson For ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD

The Ensemble For Tarantino's Next Film Is Ridiculous You know how the saying goes… you land one gig as notorious cult leader Charles Manson, then...

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