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Qui Pro Quo: JAR JAR Actor Given STAR WARS Game Show

It Was Only A Matter Of Time Last year, during a false flag event staged around the alleged online harassment of The Last Jedi actress...

Sunday Satire: The Dead STAR WARS Will Never Die

Yeah, We're Sick Of It Too The Film Goblin Board of Editors met this morning with one goal in mind: prevent another Star Wars-themed Sunday...

BILLY DEE Doubles Down On STAR WARS Sexual Subversion

I Can't Believe This Is Happening Again In the run-up to the release of Solo: A Star Wars Story, Disney decided it was time to...

STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER Projected Box Office Tracking Lower

As You Might Expect About A Month Out... Well, well, well, from the trades, it appears that ticket presales for Star Wars: The Rise of...

New TV Spot For STAR WARS: THE RISE OF MY TOILET SEAT

Well, fellow Goblins, here is another peek at the colourful shit show headed to cinema screens near you soon in the form of the...

New STAR WARS Movie & Director Set, Kennedy Commits Public Seppuku

Never Seen A Woman Cut Her Own Throat Before During a powder-puff interview with sycophant magazine Rolling Stone, Kathleen Kennedy claimed that producing Star Wars...

Is Jon Favreau Disney’s Chosen One For STAR WARS?

Hello, Peeps Is Jon Favreau the chosen one to help Disney save the current state of Star Wars on the big screen? According to The Hollywood...

Bob Iger: Less STAR WARS Is Actually More STAR WARS

Happy Motherfucking Monday, Goblins! As the release date of the final installment of the Star Wars Disneyology creeps ever closer. Disney CEO and general playboy Bob...

Foreseen: GAME OF THRONES Frauds Off STAR WARS!

It's Like We Understand The Industry Or Something Variety has confirmed what Film Goblin has been speculating for some time: David Benioff and D.B. Weiss...

Hey, You! Look Over Here! More STAR WARS Stuff!

Actually, not really. It's not Star Wars. It's The Rise Of Skywalker. But it fooled you into reading this far. The Mouse will be most pleased. Anyway... Happy Sunday,...

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